Mile 488.6: We're on our way!
Mile 507.1: Hi, we're at 6,000 Feet!
Mile 533.7: Welcome to Flagstaff. Home of some random stuff.
Mile 535: 7,000 Feet! WEE!
Mile 537.8: We see a sign for LA. Yo, we still ain't even going there.
Mile 538.1: Donna utters the phrase, "What is that noise? Is that an airplane or my car?" Jeff trembles and misses the Turquoise Bullet.
Mile 539.2: Bun Huggers = hot!
Mile 540.7: 76 Miles to the Grand Canyon! Jeff wonders if we'll be driving up the giant mountain in front of us. Suddenly, he doesn't miss the Bullet as much.
Mile 541.9: The term is actually "White-HOT trash" in Arizona. . .
...you know, because it's veryhot. Ahem, how's it goin?
Mile 546.9: Jeff and Donna get stuck behind a Poopenanny truck.
Mile 552.8: Ohmygod, 8,000 Feet! Or, in Donna's world: "We're 8000 miles up! Or whatever."
Mile 588.7: It smells like a Poopenanny.
Mile 610.5: Donna puts her arm in the sun. It immediately begins to smolder.
Mile 612.9: Waz break in the Time Zone Vortex.
Mile 621.5: Lost inside of the Grand Canyon park. We nearly drive into it.
Mile 650: Wooo! 650 Miles!
ON THE WAY BACK TO SEDONA. . .it's pretty much the same thing...except:
Mile 718.3: We wind up on the Scenic Road of Death!