Mile 177.4: Hi, we're going 0MPH in Yuma. Like everyone and everything else there.
Mile 178.6: We need to turn around. Hi, we're lost in Yuma.
Mile 180.1: We find a Cracker Barrel. Somewhere, Rachel is frowning.
Mile 180.2: Donna is still complaining. Jeff also wishes he was never born.
Mile 180.6: We nearly run over a lizard pulling into a gas station. During fill-up, Donna sprays Jeff with wiper fluid.
Mile 180.9: We discover the best place ever to eat! Sadly, we're no longer hungry.
Who doesn't want an All-You-Can-Eat KFC/A&W buffet??Sounds like the start of a Poopenanny to me!
Mile 181.2: Back on the 8. BOOO!
Mile 183.6: Jeff finds where they make BLTs. . .
It's the BLT Factory!Mile 195.9: Inspection station. We're going to jail.
Mile 197.0: Watch for rocks. Again. We hate the 8!
Mile 216.4: Hi, we're going 95MPH. We may perish!
Mile 219.1: The only car greener than Jon's Prius:
Hi, it's lime green! Where's Mr. Leonard?
Free Anal Probes!
Mile 297.8: Gila Bend is also the home of a crazy dinosaur.
It's a Crazysaurus!
Mile 312.2: "Watch for Animals Next 17 Miles" sign! Donna's right here.
Mile 328.9: 344 Miles to LA! Yo, we ain't even goin' there.
Mile 329.1: Jeff discovers why nothing grows in Arizona:
Poop + Arizona = Fertizona!
Mile 332.9: Hi, we're on the 10! We still ain't even goin' to LA.
Mile 342.8: State Prison Surprise! Jeff wants a State Prison Surprise. Ofcoursehedoes.
Hot!
Mile 344.4: Hi, we're in traffic. BOOOO!
Mile 347.2: Still in Traffic. Perhaps it's because there's a giant dust storm approaching. Donna's singing a song about her ass hurting.
Mile 349.7: Jeff's arm nearly bursts into flames when he mistakenly sticks it out the window. "It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."
Mile 353.5: We get on the 101 Loop North! Jeff wonders where Mimi Rogers is. No one else understands.
Mile 371.4: Johnny Cash sings, "I fell into a burning Ring of Fire." Apparently, he wrote this song in Arizona.
Mile 383.8: Wild fire danger is high! It's very dangerous here.
Mile 420.7: Bloody Basin! Jeff & Donna predict they will end up there before the end of the trip.
Oh, it's gonna be!
Mile 435.7: Donna claims a win at Cow Poker. "But they might have been horses," she notes.
Mile 459.8: We're approaching Sedona!
Mile 470.2 We arrive at the Wildflower Inn! Damned hippies.
Mile 197.0: Watch for rocks. Again. We hate the 8!
Mile 216.4: Hi, we're going 95MPH. We may perish!
Mile 219.1: The only car greener than Jon's Prius:
Hi, it's lime green! Where's Mr. Leonard?Mile 227.7: Jeff ponders the age-old question, "Who's Adam?"
Mile 234.7: Jeff is suddenly VeryBusy:
Hot!
Mile 234.7: Jeff is suddenly VeryBusy:
Hot!Mile 237.9: Donna and Jeff giggle about Debbie and her crazy poem.
Mile 271.6: Nothin's going on.
Mile 283.8: We're in a dust cloud.
Mile 293.9: Time to get off the 8. Thank God Donna's paying attention, because Jeff is the worst navigator ever. Now we're on the 85!
Mile 294.1: Jeff dubs it the hatey-five.
Mile 296.0: We end up in Gila Bend, AZ.
Mile 297.0: Donna is very happy because she is in the desert listening to Camper Van Beethoven. Jeff briefly considers passing out.
Mile 297.5: Jeff wakes up as we pass by the Space Aged Lodge and Restaurant.
Mile 271.6: Nothin's going on.
Mile 283.8: We're in a dust cloud.
Mile 293.9: Time to get off the 8. Thank God Donna's paying attention, because Jeff is the worst navigator ever. Now we're on the 85!
Mile 294.1: Jeff dubs it the hatey-five.
Mile 296.0: We end up in Gila Bend, AZ.
Mile 297.0: Donna is very happy because she is in the desert listening to Camper Van Beethoven. Jeff briefly considers passing out.
Mile 297.5: Jeff wakes up as we pass by the Space Aged Lodge and Restaurant.
Free Anal Probes!Mile 297.8: Gila Bend is also the home of a crazy dinosaur.
It's a Crazysaurus!Mile 328.9: 344 Miles to LA! Yo, we ain't even goin' there.
Mile 329.1: Jeff discovers why nothing grows in Arizona:
Poop + Arizona = Fertizona!Mile 332.9: Hi, we're on the 10! We still ain't even goin' to LA.
Mile 342.8: State Prison Surprise! Jeff wants a State Prison Surprise. Ofcoursehedoes.
Hot!Mile 344.4: Hi, we're in traffic. BOOOO!
Mile 347.2: Still in Traffic. Perhaps it's because there's a giant dust storm approaching. Donna's singing a song about her ass hurting.
Mile 349.7: Jeff's arm nearly bursts into flames when he mistakenly sticks it out the window. "It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."
Mile 353.5: We get on the 101 Loop North! Jeff wonders where Mimi Rogers is. No one else understands.
Mile 371.4: Johnny Cash sings, "I fell into a burning Ring of Fire." Apparently, he wrote this song in Arizona.
Mile 383.8: Wild fire danger is high! It's very dangerous here.
Mile 420.7: Bloody Basin! Jeff & Donna predict they will end up there before the end of the trip.
Oh, it's gonna be!Mile 435.7: Donna claims a win at Cow Poker. "But they might have been horses," she notes.
Mile 459.8: We're approaching Sedona!
Mile 470.2 We arrive at the Wildflower Inn! Damned hippies.
1 comment:
Cracker Barrel again? Have I taught you nothing? Does what I say go in one ear and out your ass?????
I'm verydisappointed in both of you!
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